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Threats from the Elderly

I enjoy being threatened by the elderly

They have a singular playful charm.

I always defer to elderly aggression.


There was this little old woman in Carnerby street

and she passed me once and stopped and informed

me that she had a heart condition and that if she

were to have a cardiac arrest then she would stop

breathing and that would be very serious

and was I aware of that?


She passed by an hour later to inform me that she

had been in touch with the police.

I never heard from them.


I-ve had woman swing their shoppingbags

into my crutch.

I love it.

I block it then milk it

I have elastic trousers

and can safely inspect the damage (mock)


I am aggressive and welcome reprisals.



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