I Became tired of being jerked around emotionally by my libido.
The tumble drier of the soul, I took to humming instead.
mmmmmmmmmMMMMMmmmmmMMmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmMMMmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMNmmmMMMmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmMMMMMMmmmmmMMmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmmmmMMMmmmmmmMMmmmmmmm.
Humming began to bore me, my nose ached.