I got off the train, I caught a taxi, I went to my hotel then left. I went to one pub and then I went to another pub. then I went to another pub and then I went to another pub then I went to another pub then I walked all the way through town and all the way back and then I passed all the pubs that I'd been to before and then I drank at another pub and then I drank at another pub and then I went back to the hotel and I met this strange guy and we walked up the road and we went to another pub and then we walked to this nightclub and I had some more drinks there. and then I caught a taxi home. And I go to work tomorrow, I really like Scottish people because they're thin I really like thin Scottish people I love them to death. © MARTIN EWEN 1998 |