There's this woman 23
taken from mum as a baby brought up in institutions and foster homes tragic She's convinced she's a bus driver She has a favourite bus depot she steals her buses from last three years at least 8 buses jailed twice nothing will stop her she dresses the part, improvised uniform does standard routes picks passengers up, takes their fares no-ones ever been hurt She's mad, sadly She says things like "us experienced bus drivers, we do it for a living" "the mk 5 is my favourite, just the way its got power steering and changes gear automatically when you go uphill." "you get a few angry people getting on the buses but most of the passengers are polite a lot of passengers respected me being a bus driver." © MARTIN EWEN 1998 |