When it comes down to it, theres nothing I like more than threatening a high profile Australian politician with a spade.

Carmen Laurence is a labour politician, seen here talking to a reporter,

oiling the wheels with slanted bonhomie at -City Farm- ,

a since defunct inner city

Perth organic produce and low maintaince hairstyle emporium.

I was employed to be my usual elongated cheerless self.

The photographer, the reporter and myself